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[wiccecraft]

	Friendr
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	» Age: 18 » Seeking: friendships » Preferences: sexy furniture » Interests: following rules, brooding over my dark & mysterious past, carrying the world on my shoulders » Bio: i'm basically sentient cardboard but at least i've got killer abs
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	Caleb Danvers
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[ This profile is entirely the fault of Caleb's arch-enemy but not really stealing his phone. ]

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[bastardofipswich]

great profile!!

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[wiccecraft]

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[bastardofipswich]

hey at least i didn't disparage your good name, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE...

[wiccecraft]

Pointing out that you've killed people due to an addiction is worse than being called 'sentient cardboard' huh?

[bastardofipswich]

yes

how is that even a question??

ps it takes talent for your self righteousness to shine even in MY profile!!

[wiccecraft]

People should know if they're interacting with a selfish crazed nut, just saying.

[bastardofipswich]

WOW that's really hurtful

[wiccecraft]

Really true you mean.

Look if you were so hurt you wouldn't still be talking. We have a truce; doesn't mean I'm not gonna be honest.

[bastardofipswich]

[ Oh, you wanna play it that way, Caleb? OKAY, FINE, HE'S GOING TO STOP RESPONDING. JUST TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS.

(You didn't hurt his feelings.) ]

[tutee]

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"sexy furniture?"
I'm guessing you let someone else write your profile.

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[wiccecraft]

We stole each other's phones and this is what happened.

I'm pretty sure it's a dig at my girlfriend but that's what he's like.

[tutee]

some friend he is.

[wiccecraft]

Friend is a stretch on my part, really, but. It is what it is.

[tutee]

just a bloke you put up with more than anything, then.
someone you know from home?

[wiccecraft]

Got it in one. I'll get around to changing it to something real eventually.

[tutee]

at least what he wrote wasn't all mean. he did say you have killer abs.

[wiccecraft]

True. Silver linings, I guess.

[tutee]

it's true what they say. they're in every storm cloud.

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[absolutperfection]

I'm not furniture but I am sexy, maybe we can work something out.

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[wiccecraft]

Most of this profile was a prank kinda.

Which you probably already figured out...

Anyway, hey! Hi. You look a lot like a friend of mine someone I know.

[absolutperfection]

Sure did.
Seems to be going around.

Yeah? Wouldn't happen to look like me but a decade younger, would he?
Is that gonna be a problem for you?

[wiccecraft]

I was gonna say that I think it's just the two of us that did it but I don't really know that for sure.

Yeah, he is.
No? I mean, we can be friends. He and I are friends. So. No problem.

[absolutperfection]

Well, that clears that up.
So is any of your profile true?

Or is it 'too' true and shouldn't have been pointed out in the first place.

[wiccecraft]

The age and seeking parts are true. The interests part is kind of true.

I'm not sentient cardboard and I'm not into furniture.

[absolutperfection]

Good to know, on the furniture.

So you're only looking for friends?