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[wiccecraft]

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	Caleb Danvers
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[ This profile is entirely the fault of Caleb's arch-enemy but not really stealing his phone. ]

Comments

[bastardofipswich]

WOW that's really hurtful

[wiccecraft]

Really true you mean.

Look if you were so hurt you wouldn't still be talking. We have a truce; doesn't mean I'm not gonna be honest.

[bastardofipswich]

[ Oh, you wanna play it that way, Caleb? OKAY, FINE, HE'S GOING TO STOP RESPONDING. JUST TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS.

(You didn't hurt his feelings.) ]

THREE HOURS LATER

[wiccecraft]

You still stewing?

[bastardofipswich]

[ He grins when he gets the message, and responds to it with...

MORE.

SILENCE. ]

[wiccecraft]

Cool I can assume you've either turned this off or are watching like a hawk because that seems like things you'd do. So I've got some shit to say.

We could have been friends, you know? If you hadn't tried to kill my friends and lied to them to get close to me just to kill me or force me to will you all of my power and commit suicide in the process.

I don't want to rehash that shit, and I don't want us to be at each other's throats 24/7.

A COUPLE HOURS LATER

[bastardofipswich]

[ UGHHHHH NO HE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE A REAL TALK ABOUT SHIT.

But he refuses to answer at first.

AT FIRST.

But this is Chase, so obviously he can't leave well enough alone. ]

i'm not sure if you're confused or what. hey, maybe all this banter's giving you mixed signals or something so lemme make it clear: if i wanted friends, i would've gone for it.

i didn't want friends

i DON'T want friends

i wanted your power. got it?

[wiccecraft]

You did though.

Instead of being a stranger you made friends, and you were probably acting as much as breathing, but there you have it. You went for friends.

Stop playing yourself.

[bastardofipswich]

damn i knew i was a good actor but i didn't think i was THAT good!

newsflash, caleb:

I WAS FAKING

[wiccecraft]

You're not as good of an actor as you think.

Right now your performance is at about a C-.

1/3

[bastardofipswich]

i'm an actor not a writer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2/3

[bastardofipswich]

[ ...

Wait.

Did his dumb quip just concede that he is, in fact, lying about not wanting friends? That he's lying about faking?

AH CRAP HE DID PLAY HIMSELF. ]

3/3

[bastardofipswich]

anyway i had a plan going. you know that right? if i ACTUALLY had to hang out with all of you longer than i already had i would've hung myself from boredom

[wiccecraft]

What's that Pinocchio?

[bastardofipswich]

are you serious?

I TRIED TO KILL YOU.

that's not code for "i really wanna be friends, guys!!!!"

[wiccecraft]

No but it is code for 'I'm desperate for a fix'.

It's the way you acted when you weren't actively trying to kill me that I'm talking about.

Also you kissed me. Wtf was that?

[bastardofipswich]

you just looked so cute lying on your back ;)

[wiccecraft]

Ew, Chase.

Could've asked first.

[bastardofipswich]

because you totally would've said yes? i didn't think getting thrown across the room would turn you on

[wiccecraft]

Because it's uncool and rapey to kiss a person without their permission.

We're not talking about my turn-ons. We have to be real friends for that.

[bastardofipswich]

[ THIS IS MAKING HIM UNCOMFORTABLE (even though he totally did need to be called out on that, because seriously Chase, gross) SO HE'S GONNA DODGE. ]

why are you fixating on that instead of the part where i tried to kill you?

[wiccecraft]

[ TOO BAD IT'S MAKING CHASE UNCOMFORTABLE. TOO BAD. ]

Because I know why you tried to kill me, I know the real reason not just bravado bullshit.

[bastardofipswich]

you think you know me so well

we're practically strangers. you know that, right?

[wiccecraft]

Whose fault is that?

[bastardofipswich]

daddy's :,(