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Friendr

» Age: 18
» Seeking: friendships
» Preferences: sexy furniture
» Interests: following rules, brooding over my dark & mysterious past, carrying the world on my shoulders
» Bio: i'm basically sentient cardboard but at least i've got killer abs

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Caleb Danvers

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[ This profile is entirely the fault of Caleb's arch-enemy but not really stealing his phone. ]

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Oh my god this is like...8th grade level lecture, really?

You can't just promise to do it because it's the right thing to do?

no??? i'm not making a promise because it's stupid pointless and meaningless. because get this: I WASN'T PLANNING ON KISSING YOU AGAIN

[ AS MUCH AS HE TOTALLY THINKS ABOUT IT. ]

so i'm not gonna bark because you tell me to 'speak'

got it?

[ UGH why is this so difficult? He just wanted a promise so he could not feel skeevy about that one kiss and maybe stop obsessing about it. ]

That's not what I was trying to do and I'm sorry that it sounded that way.

It would mean something to me though. Consider it dropped.

[ SCREW YOU, CALEB. You're not getting a response.

...

Okay, maybe he comes back to this like, an hour later. ]

fine, i promise

[ EXCEPT...

Caleb made him feel a feeling, and he REALLY HATES THAT, so he adds: ]

i promise not to traumatize you by kissing you again, which is obviously way worse than everything else i did to you and your friends

next time i'll just stab you with a shard of glass!

Edited 2017-11-17 17:45 (UTC)

LOOK YOU ASSHOLE. If I thought I could make you promise not to try to kill me or curse Sarah or be less of a dick to her or just be less of a dick, in general, I would've tried that already. A pact of mutual non-destruction, that's what our truce boils down to, really, and it SUCKS because you like being a dick TOO FUCKING MUCH to handle anything real and I DON'T WANT TO BE KISSED IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE SOME KIND OF STUPID HOMOPHOBIC JOKE AT MY OWN EXPENSE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. I'm bi you massive dipshit and I take a lot of offense at that whole fucking week but I don't expect you to feel sorry for any of it.

If I end up in therapy here over your bullshit I'm charging your smug ass for it, best believe.

oh

[ That moment when your 'straight' crush suddenly becomes somewhat attainable EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM AND EVERYONE HE CARES ABOUT THAT ONE TIME. ]