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[wiccecraft]

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	» Age: 18 » Seeking: friendships » Preferences: sexy furniture » Interests: following rules, brooding over my dark & mysterious past, carrying the world on my shoulders » Bio: i'm basically sentient cardboard but at least i've got killer abs
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	Caleb Danvers
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[ This profile is entirely the fault of Caleb's arch-enemy but not really stealing his phone. ]

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[wiccecraft]

Most of this profile was a prank kinda.

Which you probably already figured out...

Anyway, hey! Hi. You look a lot like a friend of mine someone I know.

[absolutperfection]

Sure did.
Seems to be going around.

Yeah? Wouldn't happen to look like me but a decade younger, would he?
Is that gonna be a problem for you?

[wiccecraft]

I was gonna say that I think it's just the two of us that did it but I don't really know that for sure.

Yeah, he is.
No? I mean, we can be friends. He and I are friends. So. No problem.

[absolutperfection]

Well, that clears that up.
So is any of your profile true?

Or is it 'too' true and shouldn't have been pointed out in the first place.

[wiccecraft]

The age and seeking parts are true. The interests part is kind of true.

I'm not sentient cardboard and I'm not into furniture.

[absolutperfection]

Good to know, on the furniture.

So you're only looking for friends?