LOOK YOU ASSHOLE. If I thought I could make you promise not to try to kill me or curse Sarah or be less of a dick to her or just be less of a dick, in general, I would've tried that already. A pact of mutual non-destruction, that's what our truce boils down to, really, and it SUCKS because you like being a dick TOO FUCKING MUCH to handle anything real and I DON'T WANT TO BE KISSED IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE SOME KIND OF STUPID HOMOPHOBIC JOKE AT MY OWN EXPENSE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. I'm bi you massive dipshit and I take a lot of offense at that whole fucking week but I don't expect you to feel sorry for any of it.
If I end up in therapy here over your bullshit I'm charging your smug ass for it, best believe.
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If I end up in therapy here over your bullshit I'm charging your smug ass for it, best believe.